One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
I just realized I’m the “good luck chuck” of real life because all the guys I’ve had a thing with recently have new girls they like a lot …woah!
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational